i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses bands and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years