the tour hasn’t even started yet and my dash is already blowing up
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.
I shit you not.
yeah, I’ve been told on multiple occasions during casual conversations that I’m not pretty/skinny enough to be raped, so that’s a thing
this disgusts the core of my being.
Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.
"im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions"- me fucking lying to myself (via guy)
ok but are we just gonna ignore the way it looks like she’s about to shove her hand up someone’s ass in this pic
Elsa: *preparing to give you a prostate exam*
Exam is done..